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July 07, 2008

My long-weekend checklist

(with admiration of and apologies to Minor Tweaks)

Contract debilitating fever hours after leaving work on Thursday.

Amaze friends with feverish falsetto cover of the B-52's "Roam" on Rockband.

Find that, despite the name, "chills" do not make humid days at all bearable.

Gently and lovingly crunch front end of car into large concrete step at end of driveway.

Recover fully from weekend fever just in time for work on Monday.

Clampants | July 7, 2008 12:49 PM