*You're* decidedly unladylike.

kat | April 20, 2006 10:23 AM

Fine. "Bulge" it is.

Tim | April 20, 2006 01:18 PM

Ah, the happy, bulging family....

It warms my heart.

Rotorglow | April 20, 2006 01:38 PM

Could be worse; "bulge" is more ladylike (less un-ladylike?) than "protuberance." Then again, the usage notes in my dictionary claim that "bulge" is the most unsettling of the various enlargement-related words.

captain dan | April 21, 2006 06:31 AM

It's "Your" not ladylike.

Jeff | April 21, 2006 10:30 AM

I would have to say "turgid" is the most unsettling of the enlargement-related words. But that might just be me. (Unsettled, I mean. Not turgid. At least...)

Rotorglow | April 22, 2006 03:32 PM

If by unsettled, we're talking about "most likely to make Kat mad," then I'd vote for engorged.

kat | April 24, 2006 08:22 AM